Wednesday, April 29, 2009

MATTS COMING HOME TO A NEW WIFE

Today i started thinking, you know what this house needs
"me to re-stain the arbor and stairs in my backyard
who could pass up buying it then"
(which yes it is still for sale 239,900, crazy i know
spread the word)
so after I'm done i head on in for a bathroom break and as i walk in
wow my face got a paint job of its own, i use a little soap water &
nothing, so i use more and scrub a little harder and still nothing.
crap so i head right back to the paint store and ask the dude what i can do
to get this off. his reply
LAUGHING
get real I'm just suposta Waite this out.
matts going to be impressed and I'm not just talking about the arbor and stairs.

11 comments:

Mary and Ryan said...

Im laughing so hard I think I just pee'd a little!
1- you rock big time for painting that, you are a sexy and handy wife.
2- I can't believe the paint guy laughed at you(even though I just laughed my butt off)
3- Matt will for sure love the new you, haven't you heard...brown spots are sexy....I think I will draw some on my face with eyeliner!

Trisha said...

hahaha, oh my goodness, you paint JUST LIKE ME! I am the biggest mess everytime...but stain, AHHHH, good luck with that one. matt is going to love his "NEW WIFE", I hope you have a hot date planned for the weekend with your new look.

Kelly said...

You Kill Me! It looks Fab and it will bring "Luck" to the sale of the home I know it! That photo looks so Magicial. I want to build one on my porch! You must plan a romantic outside dinner to admire all the hard work!
Think of it like this... You are OFF THE HOOK for Church!
Milk Milk!

Lesley said...

That is the best story ever! Good luck!

jeannie said...

HA ...that is awesome you must have gotten it off because I didn't even notice today when I was there!! Your stain job is SUPER AWESOME you are amazing and your hubby is so lucky to have you and so am I!!!! Don't leave :(

Jason and Shannon Salmon said...

That is way funny. I can't stop laughing. I would have loved to be the guy at the store. Matt is in for a real treat! :)

Kim said...

I don't know how you do it. Paint the house with 3 kids under the age of 2. How is that possible? I couldn't do it even if I was childless. Impressive! It looks great! I will have to come check it out in person. The spots will come in handy on Sunday. Tell everyone it is some contagious desease. You look foxy ANYWAY!
FUNNY!

{Erica} said...

That's pretty funny! You're awesome to have posted a pic!

p.s. try vegetable oil. I know it sounds funny but it works. You will have to wash the oil off but it totally works...don't ask me how I know this :)

Kellie O. said...

Well, you always wanted freckles right?

too funny.

jenny said...

lol! when i first saw your header i thought you changed your hair color but this is even better! :)

Jaime Stephens said...

I think it's hot